Tonkotsu
Creamy pork broth that spent twelve hours in the pot so you can spend three at the kettle.
SLURP! RAMEN CO. β PREMADE, NOT PRETEND
Restaurant ramen. Three minutes. Zero effort. Twelve-hour broth and fresh wavy noodles, flash-frozen the day they're made.
01/04
Creamy pork broth that spent twelve hours in the pot so you can spend three at the kettle.
Chili crisp with a grudge. Fermented miso, toasted sesame, and a burn that asks politely, then doesn't.
The Tokyo classic. Dark, clean, soy-forward broth over noodles with actual chew. Zero heat, all depth.
Citrus salt broth, sweet corn, edamame. Our vegan one, and nobody has ever noticed without reading the label.
INTERACTIVE β TAP THINGS
Tap a topping, watch it land. Order it, and we pack it exactly like this.
Slow motion video of noodles being pulled from a steaming bowl of ramen. In Japan, slurping loudly is a compliment to the cook.
FROM FREEZER TO FACE IN 180 SECONDS
500ml of water. A kettle, a pot, the office hot tap you don't fully trust. We don't judge.
0:00 β 2:00
Broth puck, noodle nest, topping pack. Everything in the cup, water on top, lid on.
2:00 β 2:20
Loudly. In Japan it's a compliment to the cook, and the cook was us, so go ahead.
2:20 β GONE
HOVER THE PICTURES β THEY'RE WOBBLY LIKE NOODLES
STILL HERE? GOOD. GO PLAY.
Mom said not to. Mom isn't here.
NOODLE LAB β GRAB A NOODLE. GIVE IT A YANK.
TOPPING DROP β CATCH THE GOOD STUFF. DODGE THE CHILI.
SCORE 0 Β· BEST 0 Β· 30s ON THE CLOCK
UNPAID. UNHINGED. UNSUPERVISED.
"I heard my neighbor slurping through the wall and ordered a box out of spite. No regrets."β DANA, APT 4B
"The spicy miso owes me an apology and I owe it my life."β MARCUS T.
"Ate one at my desk camera-off during standup. Team thought it was rain."β PRIYA, ENG
"My toddler calls it 'the good noodles.' The bar is high. She's brutal."β SAM & JUNE
"Slurped so loud my cat left the room. γ¨γ¦γγγγγ."β KAI
"Better than the place that closes at 3pm for no reason."β JORDAN R.
"The jammy egg is jammier than my entire personality."β ALEX W.
"12-hour broth in 3 minutes feels like cheating. I love cheating."β NOOR
Boxes of 6 or 12. Mix any flavors. Free shipping over $40, and it ships frozen so the broth doesn't care how far you live.
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